So Did Any Of The Boys Actually Close In Atlantic City Last Weekend Or...?

In case you missed it, Barstool did Atlantic City last weekend.

A few months ago, sales told asked me that Ocean Casino was throwing a pool party and I’d be hosting it along with whoever else they could get to do a summer Saturday in beautiful AC. Soon after that, Willie was on board. I’ve seen Willie party a time or two, so I was excited.

But the next thing I knew, we had a CREW. Marty Mush, Double Vodka Don, Zah, Glenny Balls, Jetski, Nate and Tommy Smokes joined in. Lastly, I convinced PFT to come (chaperone with me) too.

The day started at 8:15 am… and it was full steam ahead.

Naturally, we started the day making a scene at a rest stop.

One of the best videos I’ve seen in a while tbh. You really can’t take us anywhere.

And of course, Marty almost lost that “little yellow suck bag.”

The panic in his voice was something for the books.

A billion Trulys later, we arrived in AC. And folks, we had a DAY. Jetski documented the entire thing that will come out on the Barstool Breakfast vlog later this week. But if you want to relive some of the magic, here ya go.

Busta Rhymes made an appearance too (lol).

As soon as the party was over (and Zah was escorted out), Willie got the fuck out of dodge. I can’t blame him. After losing a few pretty pennies at the Blackjack table, PFT and I headed back to the city as well. Shout out our girl Kelsey on the 3rd floor for taking care of us and our driver Everett who turned a blind eye to all the beer I spilled all over the bus on the way home.

I was pretty happy to know I was waking up in my own bed on Sunday, but apparently we missed an orgy.

Ah, the House that Dave Portnoy built.

I’m going to have all these idiots on CCK to get the update on if any of them actually smashed (I sure hope so because it was like shooting fish in a barrel) but what a weekend.

Thanks for having us, HQ2. Sorry for the shit show.

PS – Shout out to the couple who tried to buy my bikini top right off my body at the tables. I can’t over exaggerate this… they probably asked me 75 times if they could have it solely because it said “one bite” on it. They didn’t give a shit about me, they just wanted me to introduce them to Dave so they could have a threesome with him. Weird world.

So maybe we’ll put the top on sale soon? Until then, you can get the one piece version here.

Viva.